Fun n Games

Excuses that you can tell when you have played a bad shot - Here are some I think our members would use.

A fly landed on my ball right when I hit. ( Roger Addie )
A squirrel picked up my ball and put it in the bunker. ( Jim Maclean)
After that last shot, I'm just too embarrassed to try and hit the ball. ( Alan Venter )
All the golf schools I liked were too expensive - so I self-taught. ( Kenny Hamilton)
Before the sex change, I was allowed to hit from the red tee. Its just too difficult to score now. ( Brian Quinn)
Damn it, have you no etiquette? Please quit breathing when I swing. ( Eric James )
Didn't you hear that sound in the woods during my swing? It sounded like a duck. ( Eric James again)
Ever since I made a hole-in-one, I can't concentrate. ( John Collister)
From three hundred yards out it looks like the green sloped away. I should have laid up. ( Leigh Hughes)
Golf is about etiquette, not playing well. ( J.F.J.)
Golf isn't fun if it's competitive, so I don't try hard. ( John Cowie)
Hackers tore up the green. I can't play competively under these circumstances. ( Tommy Falsey )
I always aim too far left when coming out of the bunker. ( Tony Font)
I always choke when money is on the line. ( John Baxter )
I always get kicked off the course for being intoxicated. This is the first round I've finished. (Anon)